Life Happens

(Source: castlelight)

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep.
- (via sincerelypalita)

(Source: relaxsmilebreathe)


vinebox:

grandpa Watchn Nicki Minaj Anaconda

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thepancakegirl:

WHERE CAN I GET ONE?

thepancakegirl:

WHERE CAN I GET ONE?